hot guy at target bagging my bra
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna frick attitude
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993
I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else
I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship
I love food but I don’t want to get fat
I want money but dont want a job
look it’s my entire life in a post
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
I don’t know if Momma was right, or if it’s Lieutenant Dan. I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze. But I think maybe it’s both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. And if there’s anything you need, I won’t be far away.
